Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Things to do in an exam room after the actual exam.

Things to do in an exam room after finishing the exam

So you have just finished your cooking exam, or you are on the verge of tears after giving up on your maths exam. It's 2.15, and you're stuck here for another 45 mins.

What can you do?


Well, you could...


Name the contents of your pencil case.

Play the "who would you most want to make out with who is in the exam room if there was no such thing as social repercussions" game.

Stare at the back of someones head, see if they notice.

Write a letter to the examiner on a piece of paper.

Origami.

Rock on your chair.

Start looking really stressed and panicked. see if any teachers pay any attention to you.

Count your teeth.

Try to make eye contact with someone (not recommended for year 12 exams).

Imagine the big important english teacher pacing the room is walking in lava.

Or doing your maths exam. hehe

Make a little dancing dude in the corner of all the pages of a text book.

Remmove your shoes.

Start scratching compulsively.

Start mouthing satanic incantations at your exam paper.

Sleep.

Actually finish the exam!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Me, myself and the K.

Ok, so two blog posts in one day, it's getting pretty extreme, but then again, people are allowed to write in their diary rather erratically, right?
Well, I feel I have to inform (myself?) about the K, otherwise known as Tall Green Male, Tall Dark Male, Tale Green Cat and Kenneth.
My dear old friend Romy is now over her K (Kyle) and is now infatuated with my K's best friend (we think..) joey.
But I had my last ever english class, and Kenneth hadn't been there all week. Snd I won't be in an english class with him next year, becasue I am a little year 10, who did year 11 english this year, and who is doing year 11 literature. He will do year 12 english. I will never have reason to talk to him again.
And I was oh so looking forward to oral presentations. We were having 'psuedo-conversations', and that would have been lots of fun, discussing abortions, sheep getting their arses hacked off and children posing in magazines.
But his myspace says he is single.
Oh dear, I think I might cry everywhere. Sigh.

Today, as I said was the english exam. And now, our relationship is over. Or somewhat.

And his hair isn't green anymore!
And I hope he never ever finds this..

Yay for exams.

Should die.
The end.

Well actually, I think I might write more than that, afterall, that would be a very boring blog post.
mind you, nobody reads it anyway, so whateves.
So yes, had english, which I am normally good at. Not today, whoops.
Graphics on the other hand, was relatively easy. I got to draw tomatoes=]
So what if someone told me a little of what was going to be on the exam? hehehe, it's not my fault.
But right now, having studied a-pleny for biology, I really ought to be doing mathematics. It is only a year 10, opposed to Biology, but the teacher is being evil and is doing freaky teacher things with it...
But I am waging a personal war against quadratics and indices. So I am not in the mood in a any shape or form to study it, much less make my cheat sheet.
I started it, but gave up when something didn't work. Darn those x-intercepts and quadratic formula.
Oh gosh.

So I went outside and took some photos instead. I must say, that was much more satisfying than null factor laws and negative indices. Turns out my old shite-tastic camera has a lot of amusing features. I love it when stuff like that happens.


I wish I could...
I was going to write something amazing just then. But I have forgotten. I had to look for a flat phone. Stupid father.
Wow, amazing how some things can be so easily lost.
I feel so fragile now.
oh woe.



Let us make a list:

Current obsessions:
Supermacro shots on my camera.
Vests.
Studying.
Making Trailers.
HTML.
Unusually flavoured objects.
Magic Mountain (the tv show). dragon is so hardcore.
Codecs!!

Well, better get back to studying
Bye bye blog
x

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Just junk from in ma head

Dearest neglected blog,
I hope that we can still be friends after the long months that seem to extend between our relationship.
So yes, It is almost exam time. And I think that I am going to just not do them, because I am stupid and they are all horrible. Well actually, no not really, but I do wonder sometimes what would happen if I did, considering my goody-goody, stand out nerdy student reputation.
Could make for a good laugh really.

I am very tired at the moment, owing to the lack of sleep (well duh) over the last week. It has all been because of the amazing movie that I have been up allnight editing, nly because it is amazing. So it was for school, and about drugs, namely LSD, but it was better that all those disguisting, cliched movies that others made with internet photographs.
Ours was an original screenplay.
"My first feature film!"

Anyway, completely off the topic.
Have you ever wondered what people woulod write about in a newspaper if you died?
Afterall, any kid that has died in some freak accident, or a car crash or something, always has a million people sayin how amazing they were.
I do find it hard to imagine that every single kid who got beat up at a bar, or was speeding in their car was sweet, caring and amazing.
Maybe only wonderful people ever die? Oh woe..:(
So I do wonder, what what they write about me? It freaks me out a little.

Now, for any nerds here, here is my off the topic speed of light theorisiing (assuming that is a word of course:)
Well I started reading some article, theough I never finished it, about the speed of light. So supposedly, nothing can travel faster that the speed opf light, as the energy required would be greater that all the energy in the universe.
So if there is two beams of light coming at each ther, travelling at a constant velocity of the spped of light, then aren't they technically going faster than the speed of light?
Hmm...

well that is all for tonight, I shall speak to you again soon I hope.
So long, my friend.